shefellapart:

shefellapart:

i can’t wait to have kids and read them quality and heartwarming bedtime stories like mein kampf

icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information

Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do

ryan-aniki:

Even though there is nothing bad on my phone no you cannot look at it.

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

feather-ontheclyde:

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

this is so inspiring

moriarty:

do you ever get so bored that you mentally create a verbal fight with you and somebody else and you get so into it and intense and angry about it and you suddenly realize it’s a fight you made up and you need to seriously lie down and relax